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Ding! (Grats!)  Posts: 41 Joined: 14 May 2009     | |
Master Looter  Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009     | A:No one can match up to Chuck Norris Q:Why is it fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A? |
Adventurer  Posts: 216 Joined: 8 May 2009     | A) Because it has a catchy song. Q) Why isnt there cheese on the moon? |
Adventurer  Posts: 401 Joined: 11 May 2009  | A: There is cheese on the moon, it is a government conspiracy. Q: Could murder be justifiable |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4930 Joined: 22 Feb 2009     | A: Yes. As long as the murder is committed by a bear with an STD and a hook for an eye. Q: Blue or red? |
Ding! (Grats!) Posts: 41 Joined: 14 May 2009 | Or! What going to happen to me now? |
Master Looter Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | You will win the lottary! Of fail. How could this happen to me? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4930 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | You tempted that pidgeon. It was your own fault. Should I shotgun my dog in the face? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2573 Joined: 10 May 2009   | A: Why not? You will get cooked in a stew either way. Q: Pirates? Ninja's? Do Jedi care about such matters? I got Ninja-ed... "Now before anyone starts freaking out and trying to kill him and whatnot let's consider the facts, we can assume he now has super hero-esque regen, he can mortal kombat your ass, and well uhhmm he has cookies." - Mike, Simple--An open-ended RPG. |
Master Looter Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | No, but naruto does. Why do i wana be a minority? |
Adventurer Posts: 216 Joined: 8 May 2009 | Because the magical trevor told you to. Why dont pig's fly? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1735 Joined: 7 Jan 2009    | They do fly, and they are coming for you and your T shirt. Whats the point of trucks being made of marshmallow? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4930 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | So Stalin can be raised from the dead, duh. If a tree falls and nobody hears it, can I sue Greenpeace? |
Ding! (Grats!)  Posts: 49 Joined: 11 Apr 2009    | No, because nobody heard it fall If I throw a rock in my fount window were will it land? ☻/ |
Power Leveler Posts: 4930 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | On top of my house, so get out of my yard you scallywag! If by some chance blew up the planet, by mistake, where would we all live? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1412 Joined: 9 Jun 2008    | Well, you can't live on the moon. That's where my summer house is! What is love? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3960 Joined: 17 Jan 2009   | Love is the feeling you get when you smash your toe on a dragon. Why don't I get any nukes in the mail? |
Master Looter Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | Because you're "crazeh neighbour" will get jealous. Why is pidgeon poop white when mine is brown? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3960 Joined: 17 Jan 2009 | Because pigdeons are holy and pure. You are the spawn of satan. Why can't I use my lazer!? |
Master Looter Posts: 1412 Joined: 9 Jun 2008 | BECUASE IS ISNT CHARGED YET! Why are typing errors so funny? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3960 Joined: 17 Jan 2009 | Because your mother is a comedian. (That's right, your mother is a typo.) Why won't anybody comment on my new YouTube video? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1857 Joined: 9 Jan 2009    | because they are too busy fighting off the invading pandas how come I have to say please when I ask for something. you have found the nexus to hell and now I must take my leave |
Looking For Group  Posts: 192 Joined: 16 Mar 2009     | Because the politeness fairies will implode you brain if you don't How come i giggle whenever i say the word ''Pedestrian''? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4744 Joined: 20 Mar 2009    | Because it's a funny word. Why does it hurt, when I pee? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4930 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | Because you listen to too many penis inflamtory initiating songs. DO U LIEK MUDKIPS? |
Adventurer Posts: 401 Joined: 11 May 2009 | In Soviet Russia, MUDKIP LIEKZ U What happens when Mudkip smiles? |
Adventurer  Posts: 307 Joined: 1 May 2009   | The Mudkipper's begin singing. What would happen if Mario dressed like Luigi? I lay on my bed and looked up into the stars, wait a minute, Wheres the roof!? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2569 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 | He would become Schroedinger's Nintendo Character, and would simultaneously, until someone checked, at which point one possibility would collapse leaving either Mario or Luigi How does superman fly? |
Master Looter Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009 | He uses fart propelsion Why DID the chicken cross the road? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2356 Joined: 5 May 2008   | A) To get to the KFC Q) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? "Happiness for everybody, free, and no one will go away unsatisfied" |
Power Leveler Posts: 4744 Joined: 20 Mar 2009 | 26 logs. WTF? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3960 Joined: 17 Jan 2009 | It's a giant fat-man in a trolly! Why can't I get the girl of my dreams?! |
Ding! (Grats!)  Posts: 43 Joined: 23 Feb 2009     | A:Lose the Kingdom Hearts pic. Q:How do I shot web? |
Master Looter Posts: 2569 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 | Y'know when you have like a massive sneeze? Well, webbing is just doing that at the right time... What exactly can Fruitarians eat? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4930 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | Moles. From dogs. Who live in Mexico. Never gonna' give me up? Never gonna' let me down? Never gonna' turn around, and desert me? |
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So, SQ SA is an easy one, you answer the previous poster's random, off the wall meaningless question with a stupid, random, meaningless answer. Then ask your own. Try to be a little creative, because generic things like "Why isn't the moon made of cheese" will get a little boring. As the first poster, I obviously can't answer, so I'll try and start it off good.
How much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck...if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?