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Master Looter  Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009     | |
Master Looter  Posts: 1671 Joined: 20 Jul 2009    | Depends on where you get them. Why does pizza taste so good? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | It's the cheese. Who invents all the different types of pizza? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4788 Joined: 24 Jun 2009  | The pizza fairy. he lives in Brooklyn. What the hell? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer  Posts: 444 Joined: 1 Apr 2009    | I swear it's not what it looks like. Who was phone? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | Her mom! Did you miss that joke? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2569 Joined: 27 Feb 2009     | No, I'm actually quite happy that it's gone Hows does this look? Am I visible? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | 'Fraid not. That cloak doesn't make you invisible. Harry Potter lied. Why did you trust him in the first place? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | HE'S 11!!! Why would he lie? Was Hermione telling the truth when she said she loved me? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Well, she's 11 too, are you going to trust her? Aren't you a little old for her? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | She said that.... last movie. Yes, that's right, last movie. Are you jealous? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Huh, no. I was just trying to save you from the police. How long have you been seeing her? |
Master Looter Posts: 2569 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 | Too long I wonder if he can get off if he pleads insanity? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Probably. How do I do that? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | You threw a fistful of pens at the judge and started screaming about the 'saucer people'. You also put a salad fork in your ear. It was quite convincing. How many times have you avoided prison now? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Four or five... hundred. I'm getting pretty good at it, aren't I? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Only because you have me for a lawyer...and the insanity plea never fails. Are you ever going to pay me? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes. With love! So, how much is it? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Well, i just did the math, So $567000. I don't know how to convert that into love. Are you sure you don't want to pay me in money? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Nope, I only deal in love. What is the international unit for love? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I think it's (L*) Have you worked out the conversion yet then? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes. I owe you 189900 L*. So, my place or your place? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | I thought we discussed this. Both. I live at my place, you live at yours. So what's love got to do, go to do with it? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Everything. Caaaaaaan... anybodyyyyy... fine meee-ee-ee-eee... somebody tooo looooove? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Did you try Cupid? Wait, does Cupid even exist? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I don't know. Don't you have his phone number? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | No, i have the easter bunny though. You think he'd find you a date? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes. I'm not into eggs, though. What are you doing? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Practicing my knife throwing act! Do you think i've gotten better? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yes. You almost didn't hit anyone in the audience. That's good, right? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Yup! Too bad about that one guy who stood up and got a knife to the head though. Maybe i should take up a different hobby? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Yeah, maybe. How about chainsaw juggling? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Okay! Can you believe that i got over 20 court summons for practicing in the park? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | No way. Wanna train for your insanity plea? |
Master Looter Posts: 2994 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | Sure. Wait are you my Lawyer then? What do you suggest i do to show insanity? |
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Yes. I'm pretty sure they have whole army of them up there.
Do tattoos hurt?