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Power Leveler
Posts: 3355
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

About 2 weeks.

You booked tickets, right?

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Yup! But it cost me $9786500.

You're going to pay your half right?

Apprentice
Posts: 5
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

gravity will never abbandon you.

How can there be "self help" groups?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3355
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

It's easy. You just talk to yourself.

Won't that seem a little weird?

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Nah, I don't see any problems with that. (But how do you feel about that?) ...Shut up.

Well who knows you better than yourself?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3111
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

I thought you did! That's why we were going on a date to Mercury *cries*

Why did you stand me up at the space station?

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

But I didn't. You went to the wrong station, I had the ship stalled for 30 minutes and you still didn't show up.

Didn't you get the travel information I faxed you?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3355
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

No, must have got lost in the middle of of all the spam I got.

Anyone want a free diploma?
I've got Medicine, Electrical Engineering and Law degrees

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Me! I got my psychology degree revoked remember? I need something to show off.

Could i get Medicine and Law?

Looking For Group
Posts: 108
Joined: 24 Sep 2009

no, u can only get law, the other one will cost ya

hey wheres my can of beans?

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

I sold it on Ebay. I got $30.

Don't you love the weird people on Ebay?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3355
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Yes.

Anyone want an empty shoe box for just $99.99?

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

No i can't. I've already spent $300 on Abraham Lincoln's hat, apparently he wore a nike cap.

Did anyone else buy it?

Looking For Group
Posts: 108
Joined: 24 Sep 2009

yes, now i have something to put my shoes in

nothing is wrong with that right?

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

No. You obviously have expensive, albeit pointless tastes.

Are you saying she's a gold digger?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4788
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

No, but she ain't messin' with no broke...fellow.

I can't do it, even quoting a song!

Does that make me weak?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Incredibly so. But you fell into my trap so i don't mind.

Can I have some of your sandwich?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4788
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Of course! Don't mind those razor looking things, they're just...pickles! Yes, pickles....

What do you think?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Mm! Tastes like throat pain and copper!

Ever consider selling these to the public?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4788
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Many, many times. But my ad campaign is word of mouth, so...yeah.

Why is it so hard to eradicate humanity?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

They just won't stand still!

Did you try the death ray?

Looking For Group
Posts: 108
Joined: 24 Sep 2009

dont own one , wised i do (ninja >,<)

what would happen if i pissed off that big scary looking guy over there?

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

I don't know. I've got my bets on him hugging you.

So did you try it?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4788
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

No, but I gave him your phone number.

He's not THAT hideous, right?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Looking For Group
Posts: 108
Joined: 24 Sep 2009

not really, unless sexy = ugly (ninjas >,<)

will i survive?

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

No, you didn't go on a date with him.

Oh god, what's he doing now?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4788
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I don't know. I only hope it doesn't involve that can opener.

Oh god! Did you see that?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Yes, but oh god i wish i didn't.

Is that even humanly possible?

Looking For Group
Posts: 108
Joined: 24 Sep 2009

yes, but you wont be able to walk ever again

any way to make fast money with no effort?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4788
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Yes, now go and rob a bank for me, won't you?

Or was that not subtle enough?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Not really. Try another angle.

I'll buy you something if you go and rob a bank for me?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4788
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Really? Cool! Which bank?

Damn. How'd you beat me at my own game?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2068
Joined: 25 Jun 2009

I'm just that good.

Why is nobody posting in the AA?

Master Looter
Posts: 2994
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Because frankly people take pride in their drinking around these parts.

So how did the robbery go?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4788
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Other than the shooting that killed 12, not too bad.

Do you know how to get brain matter out of cotton?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

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