I'd say Barbecued.

Want some of him?

Ooh, yum.

Anyone got some sauce for this guy?

Right here. It's made from poultry tears.

Uh oh, is that Peta?

Of course, picks up the slug in 'Steakheart's avatar and squeezes the slime from it's body.

Enjoy guys now who wants dessert?

I'm fine thanks. I'm kind of put off by the rooster covered in slug slime.

What's lined up for desert anyway?

cyanide and happiness

thats a good thing right?

Happiness? Hot damn i'll take 5.

Why is that guy with a knife standing there?

Gentel(wo)men.

Mentlegen?

*Snipes* I win, yer bloody backstabbing fraud!

That was...eventful?

Oui.

This is scout! Anyone know what makes my cry?

Rainbows and Red spy being in a relationship with your mother.

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?

The Engineer.

What kinds of problems does he solve?

anything that can be solved with guns (ninja >,<)

what happened to the sandwich?

Hides gun behind back, er it was him, points at the next poster.

Who wants to help me complete my homework?

Edit: Also ninja'd

That depends.

Is the homework about murder?

If by murder, you mean se-STEAK, NO! BAD STEAK!

FYI, who ubers spies?

Moi

Why hasd no one mentioned Demoman?

Cause he's dead....

He is dead, right?

No, He's very much alive. Just too drunk to move.

Wanna try poking him with a stick?

That wouldn't be a good idea.

Who do you think will win The Great Food Debate?

We will never know. But I'm betting on Sandvich.

What about you?

My money's on the two busty Pyro chicks. Of course, the G-Man could make a comeback. Or maybe the Scout will get high on Bonk! and kill everyone. Who knows?

Do YOU know?

No, gravity cat took that knowledge from me. He is not amused.

Why isn't he?

Because Ceiling cat was watching him...y'know.

Why do you want to set the world on fire?

The Pyro chicks told me to.

Would'nt you have if they told you?

Not really. Considering being a Pyro chick is a part-time job.

Didn't you try to be a part-time scout?

Yeah, but the Heavy kept calling me a baby.

What do you mean, "they were coming on to me and I didn't notice it"?

I mean that the Heavy took a very distinct liking to you. He wanted to spend more...time with you.

Acutally were you crying at the time?

No, not the Heavy, the Pyro chicks.
_{And yes, I was crying.}

How could you not tell that I was talking about them?

I cannot define your sexuality

Why didn't you prefer the Heavy? In Soviet Russia Heavy dates you!

Because I'm not in Soviet Russia.

Why won't the Pyro chicks take of their masks?

They have third degree burns.

Have I interrupted your conversation with Vee?

No. It wasn't really on your side a coversation.

Why did the Pyro chick dump me?

Cause you weren't hot enough.

Who wants to take over the world?

I do, I do! Wait, now you know too much.

Was that a clever ploy?