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Power Leveler
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With my other game already sunk into obscurity, I'm going to try and get this one to work for once. So here we have:

How did you do that?


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Basically, you can ask any "How did you...?" question, and the next poster will answer and then ask another question.

Anyway, to start things off...

How did you avoid being seen by the guards?

Master Looter
Posts: 2368
Joined: 1 Jul 2008

With a very large box, of course.

How did you defeat a dragon?

Get some ULTRA-UNITY!tm

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 744
Joined: 19 Jul 2009

I sent all my knights to attack.

How did you cure cancer

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

My own sweat.
Yep, I'm just that good.

How did you survive the zombie apocalypse?

Adventurer
Posts: 355
Joined: 13 May 2009

By hiding in a shed made of adamantium.

How did you write the bible?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I put my pen against a piece of paper and moved it around.

How did you drink 3000 vodka shots without succumbing to alcohol poisoning?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I drank them spread out over a period of 50 years.

How did you avoid the assassin I sent after you?

Master Looter
Posts: 2924
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

Well... *hiccup!*.... It's..... *hiccup!*..... Rather simple... Really.... *hiccup!*...... My... Secret... ish...

*Collapses*

How did you revive me?

Edit: Curses! Well, in any case, that guy was alive in 1191, and I'm living in 2009, You can see clearly how I dodged him.

But still, how did you revive me?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I used a defibrillator. Works on everything.

How did you learn to drive a tank?

Adventurer
Posts: 418
Joined: 24 Sep 2009

Trial and error

how did you survive a shot to the head

As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So.

Master Looter
Posts: 2140
Joined: 8 Apr 2009

With immediate massage by Chuck Norris.

How did you find that dinosaur?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I dug up a 200 000 000 year old cryogenics laboratory with 1 frozen dinosaur, and turned off the freezer to resurrect it.

How did you paint the Mona Lisa?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I put my paintbrush in the pot, etc.

How do you hold that scythe without thumbs?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

It's specially built to have holes for my claws to slide into and keep it in place. It's also really light.

How did you build your own car?

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 751
Joined: 29 Oct 2008

I used duct tape and string with the rusted remains of a yellow submarine

How can I get to the secret level?

Master Looter
Posts: 2368
Joined: 1 Jul 2008

Use the special password.

How did you become the first man to swim across the Atlantic?

Get some ULTRA-UNITY!tm

Master Looter
Posts: 2924
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

My son... You are already inside....

How did you survive a camp-out in the deepest, darkest corner of the internet?

Edit: Also, how can I stopped being ninja'd?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3954
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

I continued to go to my happy place inside my mind until it was over.

How did you find Atlantis?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

My ship sank...

How did you go to hell?

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 744
Joined: 19 Jul 2009

I was an athiest.

How did you teleport?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I closed my eyes and squeezed them really tight, like I had constupation.

How did you win the election?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I promised free popcorn for everyone.

How did you get all that popcorn?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3954
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

I voted for Ren3004.

How did you learn to swim?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

It's my super-power.

How did you get a hand that shoots fire?

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 744
Joined: 19 Jul 2009

I made a wrist mounted flamethrower

How did you dig to the center of the earth?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I had this really big shovel.

How did you get those beautiful, shiny... ears?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I use Head and Shoulders!

How did you get banned from the escapist in just 30 minutes?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I posted "FIRST!" in all the threads I could find.

How did you find out where I live?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I found out your name, google it, went on images, and clicked the one with your family coat of arms.

How did you kill all them ninjas?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

The more ninjas there are, the less effective they are.

How did your hair turn white?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

Once again, Head and Shoulders!

How did you serve that foo', bearing in mind you're in a wheelchair?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3954
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

I picked him up and threw him into a pane of glass.

How did you punch Chuck Norris and live?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

He thought that living with the injuries he gave me was a fate worse that death.

How did you escape from Batman?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3954
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

I told him that the Joker was doing something worse than i was, and he just flew off.

How did you save Timmy from the well?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

With my trusty hookshot! ...What? You didn't specify you wanted him alive...

How did you fall out of a plane without a parachute and live?

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