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Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I used my mind.
And a car.

How did you earn so many diamonds?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Well, I didn't so much "earn" them as maybe, sort of "stole them from your grandmother."

How did you nuke so many whales?

Adventurer
Posts: 441
Joined: 14 Sep 2009

Edit: ARGH! Ninja'd!

Atom Ant owes me one.

How did you kill Bill?

Adventurer
Posts: 484
Joined: 1 Apr 2009

I picked up a lunch tray, and whacked at his neck with the thin bit, UNTIL THE BLOOD DID FLOW

How did you beat the last boss?

Adventurer
Posts: 441
Joined: 14 Sep 2009

Hax.

How did you acquire that green thumb?

Adventurer
Posts: 357
Joined: 24 Jul 2009

I took it from a zombie.

How did you get that blood in your toilet?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Hemerrhoids. But they're not mine.

don't ask...

How did you get such a fine lobster?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Ding! (Grats!)
Posts: 43
Joined: 3 Mar 2008

with a pot, of course.

how'd you stop being lonely?

Master Looter
Posts: 2924
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

I made friends.... With prehistoric creatures....

How did you solve all the world's problems?

Master Looter
Posts: 1851
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Because i'm Hideo Kojjima.

How can you turn your pancreas inside-out?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Double-joints.

How did you become Batman?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5055
Joined: 26 May 2009

He told me to take his place.

How did you eat a car?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Patience, my good sir, patience... AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP.

How can you still listen to that?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5055
Joined: 26 May 2009

It never gets boring.

How the hell did you get mistletoe toe in a crevasse in a glacier?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Patience, my goo... *gets murdered by swollen goat*

How did you kill me?

Adventurer
Posts: 441
Joined: 14 Sep 2009

WITH A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP *gets murdered by Swollen Goat*

How did you let me do this?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5055
Joined: 26 May 2009

By standing idle.

How did you make such good music?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Plagarism.

How did you catch a leprechaun?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I lured him in with gold paint. Gold lead-based paint.

How did you murder two people for using your catchphrase?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Patience, my good man, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!

Mine, I say! All mine!

How did you not get any blood on you?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 680
Joined: 25 Sep 2008

I wore an apron, murder is messy...

How did you rickroll all of your friends?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Patience, my good man, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!

You too, will learn to hate that phrase...

How did you outwit the devil?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 680
Joined: 25 Sep 2008

It took rope, lots and lots of rope.

How did you kick that fence?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Concentration, young fellow, concentration. AND A LEG LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!

How did you eat the whole thing?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5055
Joined: 26 May 2009

By reaching out with my leg.

Where did you get that suspicious sausage?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Money, my good firey thing, money. AND A SHOP RIGHT DOWN THE STREET!

How did you decide we'd answer all questions in that format from now on?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5055
Joined: 26 May 2009

By saying "lol, whut?"

How did you create a meme?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Master Looter
Posts: 1377
Joined: 7 Aug 2009

By saying "Roftlcopter, the cake is a l-"
*strangling sounds can be heard*
sorry, my hands stopped me before i could say it.

how did you punt the dog over the 20 foot fence?

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 680
Joined: 25 Sep 2008

I used steroids, way too many.

How did you clean your keyboard?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5055
Joined: 26 May 2009

With cleaning cloths.

How did you make that man explode?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I didn't, and it's still filthy.
Is that a page of the Dead Sea Scrolls? And Jimmy Hoffa?
I fed him a C4 and dynamite sammich.

How did you make El Jefe speak?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5055
Joined: 26 May 2009

By shocking his lower body part.

How did you become franken chinchilla?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

By messing with the wrong mad scientist.

How did you mix up nitroglycerin and kool aid?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Carefully. VERY carefully.

How did you get so neon?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

By being inert and giving myself an atomic number of 10.

How did you not see that coming?

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