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Master Looter
Posts: 2924
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

I followed Jonesy-Boy.

How did you melt down Adamantium to a liquid?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

By greatly decreasing pressure.

How did you summon the Kraken?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

With many flamboyant hand signs and much cutting of myself.

How did you know he was a fake?

How I Mine 4 Fish?
Posts: 86
Joined: 25 Jun 2009

By standing on the edge of the ocean and playing the bag-pipes, dont ask me why it works it just does.

[Edit] Ah, damit

Using ultra-violet light

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4087
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

...you did it wrong.
Probably. It depends on your acceleration upon reaching the core, and your temperature because heat rises.

How did you make that mistake despite my clear example?

How I Mine 4 Fish?
Posts: 86
Joined: 25 Jun 2009

By the time I typed mine and pressed "Post" someone else had posted something.

How fast is very fast?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

Pretty darn fast.

How did you befriend a bear?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I asked him "Do you want to be my friend?"

How did you kill a bear with your bare hur hur hands?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

Heh heh... Bare hands...

How will the public respond to my not properly answering the question, and just snickering like a retard?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3687
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

See the mob outside your door holding torches and pitchforks? There's your answer!!!

How do you plan to escape the mob?

Master Looter
Posts: 1235
Joined: 22 Sep 2009

Mob train them onto a party of noobs, of course.

How do you say, 'I love you'?

Master Looter
Posts: 1406
Joined: 19 Feb 2009

With a really big juciy cheeseburger

How do I find out where that hot chick went?

What do I need a signature for? We use PIN numbers now...

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

With the new iStalker from Apple.

How do I get rid of this restraining order?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Restraining order? I see no restraining order here. Just some smoldering cinders in the fireplace.

How do I get some fajitas right this very second?

Master Looter
Posts: 1838
Joined: 5 Jun 2009

You don't.

How did you ride that nuke and still survive?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Easy. It didn't explode.

How did you get so damned hot?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Adventurer
Posts: 496
Joined: 10 May 2009

Very carefully.

How did you do a gainer backflip?

Master Looter
Posts: 1838
Joined: 5 Jun 2009

Easy, stunt doubles.

How did you pick up that car with no help at all?

Adventurer
Posts: 496
Joined: 10 May 2009

It's all in the wrist.

How do you procure a stunt double?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

With chloroform.

How do you hide the bodies?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I put them in mah BELLY!

How did you recover from that head injury?

Master Looter
Posts: 1838
Joined: 5 Jun 2009

Injure it again. Double negatives.

How did you eat that sandvich in one bite?

Adventurer
Posts: 496
Joined: 10 May 2009

It's all in the jaw, contrary to popular belief.

How did you beat Chapter 30 of Fire Emblem 7 without anyone dying on the way to it or during it?

Master Looter
Posts: 1838
Joined: 5 Jun 2009

By getting "Fire Emblem 7 for dummies".

How did you get so muscular in the span of two days?

Adventurer
Posts: 496
Joined: 10 May 2009

Dynamic stretching, 20-30 sit-ups, 10+ pushups and 20-30 unweighted squats each day.

How do you get addicted to coffee? (It tastes VILE!)

Master Looter
Posts: 1317
Joined: 29 Jan 2008

By using crystal meth instead of sugar...it peaks the flavour.

How do you get the voices in your head to stop suggesting bad things?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

By mainlining it.

How did you get all those track marks?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Three words: Stimpaks and Deathclaws.

How did you get set on fire?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

By totally misunderstanding the use of Molotov cocktails.

How did you cure cancer?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Adventurer
Posts: 496
Joined: 10 May 2009

Hammer and some nails.

How do you teach your friends proper grammar?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

By smacking them with Paradise Lost until they get it right.

How did you escape Pandemonium?

Master Looter
Posts: 1491
Joined: 17 Jul 2009

By following the blue teleporters.

How did you deduce that the answer was not 42, but in fact, 67?

Adventurer
Posts: 496
Joined: 10 May 2009

I didn't.

How did you actually finish reading The Fountainhead?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

By mainlining coffee.

How did you become ethereal?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Looking For Group
Posts: 107
Joined: 18 Jun 2008

I ascended.

How did you find the hidden treasure?

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