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Adventurer  Posts: 496 Joined: 10 May 2009     | |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009     | Because I have no idea what that means. Hastur? How did you confuse the hell out of me? no cookie for me :( I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1491 Joined: 17 Jul 2009    | By saying the ultimate answer is 67, not 42. How did you do a handstand on the Space Needle? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | With very, VERY small hands. How did you get the Genie in the bottle? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009    | I lured him in. With fajitas. How did you stop the nuclear core from going critical? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I gathered all the protons in a cylinder to neutralize the electron field and...uhh...yeah, physics happened! I saw it! How did you discover the body of John Wilkes Booth? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | I opened up a lead box that I found in Sassafrass Cove. How did you make it out of Cypress Grove? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I avoided the women there. You know what happened to Sherrif Jackson. How did you become a Clutch fan? fuck it, noone else is here let's sneak in actual conversation! I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Went randomly looking around for things related to Animal Farm and stumbled on their song of the same title. How did you become a Clutch fan? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Listen up you stinking maggot! It seems you just don't get it! I LOVE that song! By seeing a video on MTV and...it's a semi-long, semi-interesting story. I guess we can PM actual convo to not ruin this fellow's entertaining thread. How did you start talking to such a long winded douchebag? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Looking For Group  Posts: 134 Joined: 27 Jun 2008    | Because I'm a NPC with only a few dialogue options How did you know? Early to bed, and early to rise, something something, something about pies |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009    | I searched on Google Scholar. How did you find Big Foot? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009    | It was at the end of Big Leg. How did you legalize marajuana? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | By presenting a study showing that it counteracted the negative effects of cocaine addiction. How did you make that study if you only had $3.76, a toy stethoscope and your dog? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2949 Joined: 4 Oct 2008    | Selling some of my organs as well as my dog's kidney helped raise more money to get the job done. Plus I sold the toy stethoscope to a hobo on the street in exchange for HIS vital organs. How did you make that hyperdrive out of a disarmed grenade, a dead monkey, and a pile of forks and broken watches? Cookies need love like everything does. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I took the quartz crystals from the watches, put them in the grenade, used a fork tooth as a pin and added some monkey hairs. Then I threw everything away and went to a desert planet, bet everything of use on a race, supporting a boy who had never even finished one in his life. How did you save the world? Excuse me, I've got to go beat myself up for using an Episode I reference. |
Looking For Group  Posts: 155 Joined: 24 Sep 2009   | By killing the destroyer. How did you de-rail this thread? |
Master Looter Posts: 2949 Joined: 4 Oct 2008 | By deliberately starting three arguments about the merits of Twilight, whether or not Roman Polanski should be forgiven, and whether or not the LOTR books or the movies were better, all at the same time. How did you dodge that bullet? Cookies need love like everything does. |
Master Looter  Posts: 2654 Joined: 2 Aug 2008   | I discovered I am "The One" and that you are all living in a dream world. How did you flip a coin in space? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Just like on Earth. Though I'm still waiting for it to fall down. How did you get that lightsaber? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1838 Joined: 5 Jun 2009  | I asked the sabercat. He gave me one. How did you rob that bank and get away with it? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I put the bank in my back pocket. How did you get your own helicopter? |
Master Looter Posts: 1838 Joined: 5 Jun 2009 | I am my own helicopter. I spin around with my arms out. How did you cheat death? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I hid an ace up my sleeve. How did you know what I did last summer? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter  Posts: 2924 Joined: 30 Jun 2008    | I am Big Brother, and BIG BROTHER IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU. *Looks around* Wait, what? How did you escape my line of sight? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | See that bush? Well, I TOTALLY wasn't behind it just then. *snicker*' How did you fall in love? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1873 Joined: 9 Jan 2009  | I saw her, talked to her she kicked me in the nuts and I knew I was in love how did you find Australia on a map? you have found the nexus to hell and now I must take my leave |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3019 Joined: 25 Jul 2009   | It was a map of Australia. How can you not like Portal? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I do, I just say I don't because hating a popular game makes me look edgy and makes other people wonder if the game is that good. How can you say edgy without fear of a lawsuit? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1630 Joined: 18 Feb 2009  | Say it in a really high pitched voice, trust me everything is funnier in high pitched voices. How can you lick the centre of a lollipop without licking/eating your way to the centre. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | By cutting your way to the center with a knife. How can you fill my dark soul with LIIIIIIIGHT!!!? |
Master Looter Posts: 1630 Joined: 18 Feb 2009 | *shudder* By shoving glowsticks into it. How can you wash your brain without removing it? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3684 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Just pour water into your nose. How can you make such a good pie? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4087 Joined: 23 Dec 2008   | I filled it with the organs of human children. Cannibalism is underrated. How did you react upon finding out the ingredients I use in pies? |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5055 Joined: 26 May 2009   | By puking then eating some more. How did you make your arse a computer? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
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Separation of body and mind.
Also, we prefer to call it "amphibious". The new meaning that is. (Cookies if you get the reference.)
How did you not replace "Hastur" with a suitable pseudonym, like "The King In Yellow"?