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Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 858 Joined: 23 Sep 2009     | What the hell kinda name is "Sven"? How'd a muppet like you pass selection? Eh?! |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009   | With an iron fist. How did you get so tall? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009    | It's just an illusion brought on by you being so short. How did you finish Paradise Lost in an hour? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I only read every sixteenth word. I now know where Atlanis is. How did you get resurrected? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4087 Joined: 23 Dec 2008     | I payed a witch doctor to bring me back from the dead if I died within a year. How did you escape my trap? |
Looking For Group  Posts: 181 Joined: 11 Jul 2009    | there was a hole in the box that my cat chewed out of Where is waldo?
Life's a bitch and then you die. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4087 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | On the stupid questions thread. How did you drink so much alcohol and not drop dead? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Practice, my good man, practice. How did you not notice my alcoholism? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 790 Joined: 11 Jun 2009     | Well, i am kind of slow on the draw. . . How did you Ninja me? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Ancient Chinese secret... How did you get that stain out of the carpet? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 790 Joined: 11 Jun 2009 | Cut that section of the carpet out. How did you survive that? |
Looking For Group Posts: 181 Joined: 11 Jul 2009 | club soda and some bleach Why not go into the light?
Life's a bitch and then you die. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4087 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | Because the gate around it has a notice telling me to keep out. How did you avoid getting hit by that truck? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | I learned by watching the Matrix. How did you beat me to correcting Jebus? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4087 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | It's my thread. I take it as my duty to correct people on it. How did you win the ballet tournament? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | By drinking an Elixir of Mighty Agility. How did you survive on Salusa Secundus? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2924 Joined: 30 Jun 2008   | It's just salsa- I eat it completely. How did you perfect the "art" of 'nade-spamming? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Patience, my dear sir, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP! How did you let me bring up a response from like three pages back? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | It slipped my mind. How did you become the pope? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Patience, my dear sir, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP! won't happen again, my left nut! How did you not dismember the corpse first? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Patience, my dear sir, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP! How did you ALSKDJFLZINCBNOAIDFGNAEWROINGOINASD |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Patience, my dear sir, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP! what else could I say to red gibberish? How did you have that recent stroke? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | I devoured one of these monstrosities. How did you avoid doing the same? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009    | I took one look at it and vomited. How did you bring about ceasefire in the ninja-pirate war? |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5055 Joined: 26 May 2009   | By bringing aliens into the war. How did you stop time? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3687 Joined: 22 Jul 2009  | I said "Stop! Hammer Time!". How can you stand the crying of babies? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5055 Joined: 26 May 2009 | I don't. What do you think the very loud music in my head is for? How can you play the sims all day? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3687 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | If I don't, I'll spend all day hiding the refrigerator, locking people in the toilet and lighting fireworks inside the house. How did you escape that black hole? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3319 Joined: 8 Jun 2009   | With White hole. How did you genetically modify those monkeys? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3687 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I just put them on a lab and injected colored liquids in them with a syringe. How did you catch those escaped genetically modified monkeys? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5055 Joined: 26 May 2009 | I got some super human agents to catch them. How did you unleash the T virus on the dinosaurs? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3687 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I broke into a government lab that had conveniently low security and went back in time to release the virus. How did you face Chuck Norris... and lived? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1851 Joined: 20 Jul 2009   | Because I AM CHUCK NORRIS. How did you stuff a flaming troll up your butt? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3687 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | You don't want to know... trust me on this one. How can you live with that mental picture? |
Master Looter Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Blinding myself with a fork. How are you today? |
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How did you bring democracy to the world?