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Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I'm feeling a little adventurous *wink wink*...

How did you read that without running away?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

Maybe I'm feeling a bit adventurous too... *winkwinkwink*

How did that post make you feel?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

*shudder*

How did it come to this?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Lots and lots of tequila, my friend, lots and lots of it.

Where did you get that much tequila?

Master Looter
Posts: 1173
Joined: 29 Jun 2008

By jumping about like I was made out of pogo sticks or something.

How did you reverse time?

Okey-Dokey, let's go.

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

I flew into the stratosphere and flew around so fast I reversed the rotation of the earth.

How did you come to have such an attractive mother? *licks lips*

Master Looter
Posts: 1173
Joined: 29 Jun 2008

.......................No. Just no.

How did you uh........ Make something explode?

Okey-Dokey, let's go.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

With the power of my mind. HHHUUUUUGGGUUURRRKKKHHH!

How did you give yourself a hernia?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Picric acid... lots and lots of picric acid.

How did you think that selling me picric acid would be a good idea?

EDIT: ninja'd. Oh well, it still works.

Master Looter
Posts: 1173
Joined: 29 Jun 2008

I needed the cash.

Why did you even accept the picric acid?

Okey-Dokey, let's go.

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

You told me it was toothpaste!

How did you dodge a bullet? A bullet, for christ's sake!?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

By putting on sunglasses and a trenchcoat.

How did you catch a bullet with your teeth?

Master Looter
Posts: 1173
Joined: 29 Jun 2008

Keanu reaves game me lessons.

How did you dodge a nuke?

Okey-Dokey, let's go.

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

By letting go of everything... fear, doubt and disbelief.

How did you get that nuke?

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

Ebay.

How did you find a limited-edition copy of Shin Megami Tensei for just 3 quid?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Ebay.

How did you buy Ebay?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I paid the game store clerk living under my bed for it. Nice guy.

How did you set the ocean on fire?

Master Looter
Posts: 1173
Joined: 29 Jun 2008

Petrol. LOTS of petrol.

How did you light a cigar without any fires, lighters or matches?

Okey-Dokey, let's go.

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Light bulb.

How did you find my secret hideout?

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I followed the big neon sign that said, "Secret Hideout: THIS WAY --->".

How did you bring back the funk?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I promised I'd give it cookies.

How did you steal my cookies?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I distracted you with pie.

How did you know I stole your cookies?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

What? I was distracted by cookies, not paying attention.

How did you lose your bullwhip-like tongue?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Patience, my friend, patience. AND A TO...oh, never mind.

How did you acquire that bullwhip?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Well, however I did it, it certainly didn't involve stealing your tongue.

How did you finish that sandwich so quickly?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Patience, my friend, patience. AND A MOUTH LIKE A HAMMERHEAD SHARK!

I don't think I can stop talking like that if I try

How did you not notice your hands are missing?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I was too busy watching Falling Down to even care about anything else.

Why are you not listening to Iron Maiden right now?

Looking For Group
Posts: 162
Joined: 9 Jul 2008

i listen too it when I'm angsty. yo don't want to see me when I'm angsty.

why are you here?

Master Looter
Posts: 2924
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

I've decided to respond to the Escapist threads once more before I go play chess with Lincoln and Ethan Thomas in Dream-land.

How did you use a "why..." question and get away with it?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5657
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

He's relatively new, so we cut him some slack.

How did you get so tall?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1225
Joined: 14 Jul 2009

Patience, my- No, it's not even worth it.

How did you cheat deeaaaath?

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

With her sister.

How did you get Death's sister's phone number?

Adventurer
Posts: 441
Joined: 14 Sep 2009

Death gave it to me.

How did you escape the Escapist?

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5055
Joined: 26 May 2009

By finding a better site.

How did you think Twilight was good?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Power Leveler
Posts: 3684
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

Must...resist... brain damage joke...
I like vampires with bad haircut.

How did you make a good video game movie?

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