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Ding! (Grats!)  Posts: 39 Joined: 1 Jun 2009     | |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5055 Joined: 26 May 2009     | By being cool like that. How did you make a plane made of poop? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009     | With a putty knife and plugged nose. How did you snap his neck like a toothpick? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009    | With my ultra manly biceps of steel! How did you not notice my ultra manly biceps of steel? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5055 Joined: 26 May 2009 | Because I was too scared to look at them. How could you possibly so intimidating? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | It's that thing I do with my eyes. How did you get so old? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5055 Joined: 26 May 2009 | The passage of time, my friend. Why are you a swollen goat? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | It's a glandular problem. Not the deep fried butter sandwich I'm eating. Honest. How did you ask a 'why' question and get away with it here? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | I distracted you with pancakes. How were you so easily distracted by pancakes? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4087 Joined: 23 Dec 2008     | My family was killed by a pancake, so I always pay attention to them. Evil little things... How did you not see the evilness of pancakes? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5055 Joined: 26 May 2009 | Because they had a fake little halo on them. How did you get here?! Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Why, riding on the back of my mighty walrus, of course! How did you get infected with the Red Death? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Your mom. How did you let me slip a 'your mom' joke in here? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | I got careless and managed to turn off the auto-turrets. How did you manage to fight Cthulhu and survive? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Patience, my good friend, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!!! I am required by law to say that at least once a day in here. How did you know? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Well, you have gotten rather predictable in your old age. How did you pass a law for that annoying phrase? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | It wasn't easy! It got stuck in the Senate for weeks, but I bribed...uhhh,'persuaded' some Dems to switch sides and it eked through. Soon, you'll have to say it too! How did you like them apples? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Ding! (Grats!) Posts: 39 Joined: 1 Jun 2009 | I didn't! How did you take a dump on the pyramids and get away with it? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | The Sphinx was taking a nap. How did you see me? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Despite the common misconception, wearing a camouflage T-shirt in the middle of the city does not make you invisible. How did you get that tremendous amount of brain damage? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Livn' bye duh nukulur houz! How you eet dur fud? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Wid my toofy moutbox! How did it come to this? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | You allowed me to speak. Foolish. How did you evacuate the entire building so fast? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4408 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | The after-effects of several bean burritos will do that. How did you get that watch lodged in your throat? |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5657 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Well, it certainly wasn't because I ate that fellow's arm! I. Would. NEVER! URP! How did you get distracted by the shiny things? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009   | Well, I- Oh, shiny! *runs off* How did you feel Advent Children was? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3688 Joined: 22 Jul 2009   | With my finger. How do you make your hair so smooth and shiny? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008   | I use a buffer. How did you cut off the teacher's head without leaving your seat? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Adventurer  Posts: 441 Joined: 14 Sep 2009    | I hired Jigsaw to decorate the room. How did you survive a Saw-themed class? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3688 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I skipped school. How did you not notice I missed school? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20728 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I was also gone...my family took me on a trip to the outer limits of the galaxy. How did you build your car out of legos? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Looking For Group  Posts: 108 Joined: 12 Apr 2009    | Block by block How did you know my car was made of lego? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3688 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Stepping on it made my feet hurt. How did you burn water? |
Ding! (Grats!) Posts: 39 Joined: 1 Jun 2009 | i put it over a flame until it turned to fire. How did you play pac-man? |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 680 Joined: 25 Sep 2008  | I stare at the screen way too much... How did you break that door? |
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How did you prove that the matrix doesn't work?